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Ubuntu Decides To Make Smartphone, Asks For Tons Of Money To Make It Happen

In the development of their mobile platform, it seems the people over at Ubuntu have discovered something about the smartphone industry: every smartphone in production is “consumer grade”. Noting that Formula 1 cars are used a commercial test-bed for new automotive technologies, the people at Ubuntu wanted a similar product for the smarphone industry. So they decided to build one.

 

 

The Ubuntu Edge is indeed a powerhouse of a phone. With a 4GB of RAM, 128GB of storage, and a multicore processor to be named later, this phone is more powerful than many PC’s. And the chips aren’t the only impressive things on this phone. With a casing crafted from a single piece of textured metal, and a sapphire crystal screen, this phone will be incredibly durable. Rather than focusing on just having a higher ppi, which is wasted on most phones today, the 4.5 inch screen will sport greater clarity through color enhancement and improved brightness. The battery life will also be improved, utilizing a silicon anode battery, in place of the more standard lithium-ion of today’s phones.

 

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On the software side, the Edge will be running both the Ubuntu mobile platform and Android side by side.

 

To finance this project, Ubuntu is reaching out to technology enthusiasts to donate a whopping $32,000,000 on Indigogo. If the campaign succeeds, it will shatter all previous crowd-funding records. To receive one of the new devices, supporters will have to donate at least $830, and wait until the project is finished in May of next year. Participating in the campaign will be the only way to receive one of these phones, as Ubuntu is only planning to make 40,000 of the phones.

 

The full pitch can be read on the Indigogo page here: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ubuntu-edge


July 24th, 2013 by
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Firefall Open Beta – Initial Impressions – PvP

Last week, I posted my thoughts on my first look at the PvE environment and overall gameplay in Firefall. For the past week I’ve been playing both PvE and PvP, and, as promised, I have thoughts to share.

 

 

There are four different game modes in which to participate in PvP competition. Of course, there is a traditional Team Death Match that pits two teams of six against one another, first to twenty five kills wins. Orbital Comm Tower is a capture/defend style game with three control points. One team attacks these points and attempts to capture them, while the other team defends. Then, when the round ends, the teams switch roles. Whoever makes it farther, faster, wins. Blackwater Harvester is more of a king-of-the-hill style game with three control points. As teams occupy and hold these buildings, they will accumulate points. The fourth style of play is a brand new game type called Jet Ball. In Jet Ball, two teams face off to try and move a centrally located ball to hanging ring in the opposing teams base. Essentially, it looks like basketball with hallways, jetpacks, and guns.

 

Team Death Match was the first game mode I attempted, seeing as there weren’t any new rules for me to learn. I jumped into the queue, and within about two minutes was in a game. I was spawned into a room with five other, randomly selected players using a variety of other bioframes, on the blue team. As I am timid and easily startled, I chose to play my biotech battleframe, and fill the role of the healer on the team, rather than trying to directly engage enemies. Thankfully, I was matched up with two recons (snipers), a dreadnaught (big beefy tank), an assault (solider with a grenade launcher), and another biotech. I’m not sure if the nice balance of frames was part of the match-making, but in case you get a not so well balanced team, there is a battleframe changing station in the spawn point.One nice touch that Red 5 put into the game is a “warm up period” where players can leave their spawn points and explore the map without risk to score. Of course the other team can do this too, so it usually devolves into both teams hurling themselves against each other in consequence free battles, but it’s a nice touch to let the players look around without worrying about the other team for a while.

 

After the warm up (or, as I’ve taken to calling it, “dicking around”), the players are transported back to their spawn points, given twenty seconds to prepare themselves, and the match begins. My team bolts out of the spawn point and I immediately identify the largest teammate behind whom to hide myself (the dreadnaught) and decide that they are my best friend and I will follow them everywhere. Within the first twenty seconds, I’ve lost my new best friend, and decide to head to the top of the map to see if I can find him again. This is a mistake. There are two recon players on the other team and I am immediately slaughtered as soon as I stick my head above the rooftops of the shanty town we are fighting in, appropriately named “Shanty Town”. When a player is downed, there is a brief time period in which they can be revived by a teammate. However, if they are executed in this time, they cannot be revived, and their respawn time is increased. I go softly into the night to respawn a few moments later. I decide that, this time, I’m going to keep my head down and stick to the streets.

 

It’s interesting to note that the jetpacks in Firefall entirely change the feel of deathmatch games. No longer are players relegated to simply one level of play. Indeed, there are three distinct levels to play in Shanty Town, not to mention the open air above it all, and players can switch between them at a moments notice. But, unlike Tribes where there is a lot of open space on the levels, Firefall’s environments are quite confined below the rooftops. It encourages players to really think about whether they are going to take more time and travel the streets, or expose themselves to the enemy by moving on the top level. It also helps to facilitate more strategic play, drawing enemies into choke points, and ambushes. Thankfully the biotech battleframe I’m playing is well suited to close quarters combat.

 

I am overjoyed to have located my new best friend again and we engage the enemy with gusto. I am throwing out healing waves and poison gas clouds with reckless abandon, and even manage to get a few kills on my own. I quickly discover that my team is much better than I, and we end the match with a decisive 25-6 win.

 

Convinced that I contributed in any way to that victory, I quickly hop back into the PvP queue to try my hand at one of the other game modes. This time it takes about five minutes, but I am dropped into an Orbital Comm Tower match. I’ve been looking forward to this game mode. Not to brag, but I was quite the badass at the assault mode in Unreal Tournament 2004 in my day. This time, we’re not let out of the spawn area during warm up, so my team spends the time jumping around and shooting each other. This still fits my “dicking around” idea, so I’m not too worried about it. This team has a similar balance between battleframes, so I’m feeling pretty good. No one has said a word in chat yet, so I’m feeling great because clearly, there’s a plan that everyone is in on. Oh hindsight, you bastard…

 

The match begins and it’s utter chaos. Everyone heads off in a different direction. I make for the first control point in an effort to try and get everyone to see what’s supposed to be happening. Lead by example, right? I make it halfway there and a member of my team calls for healing. I am the only healer on the team, so I feel obligated to make my way over to them and help. I head to the other side of the building I am trying to enter and find my teammate lying on the ground, incapacitated. I move to help. I am on fire. What? Why am I on fire? What wrong choices did I make to come to this conclusion? I turn to find a red dreadnaught firing a massive weapon I have never seen before, leaving giant flames with every footstep he takes. Needless to say, my poor biotech doesn’t last long.

 

I am very confused, as I have played dreadnaught, and have yet to set anything on fire, much less the very ground upon which I walk. It turns out this player has one of the advanced battleframes. In fact, the entire opposing team has them. Well, butts.

 

The rest of our assault goes similarly poorly. I manage to capture the first control point for about ten seconds before I am promptly set on fire and killed again. This is as far as we make it, and then it’s our team to defend against these guys. Double butts.

 

We spawn, and I quickly make my way to the first control point in a vain attempt to defend it. We spend the next ten minutes getting regularly massacred, but thanks to the two engineers throwing up turrets in every available space of the room with the control point in it, we manage to keep them from capturing the point even once. Wait… did we just win? A look at the score board after the match reveals that despite them killing us an astonishing 92 times (44 of them were my fiery dreadnaught friend) to our measly 22 kills, we won. Alright. Not sure how I feel about that, but a win is a win I guess.

 

I head back out into the overworld, and drop myself back into the queue. I get my wind back when I see that I’ve been put into a Jet Ball match. I’ve been looking forward to this ever since I first saw this game type during the first Firefall-Fest last October. I go into warm up and see that there are three advanced engineer battleframes called electrons on my team. I feel like I’ve missed something. The countdown begins and all of my team takes off on a variety of paths towards the center, where the ball is located. I follow the players going to the left.

 

Or, more accurately, I attempt to follow. Apparently all of these people have fully upgraded battleframes, with speed enhancements and abilities to further increase movement speed. I have only upgraded any of my battleframes to the second level speed enhancements. This is fifth grade gym class all over again.

 

Jet Ball is divided into three periods, each lasting five minutes. Each team has to reach a ball that spawns in the middle of the arena, take hold of it, then navigate to the opposing team’s goal, which is a large ring hanging in mid air. If a player throws the ball through the ring, they score one point, but if a player passes through the ring while holding the ball, they score three points. When a player is holding the ball, they cannot use weapons, but they have the ability to throw the ball a significant distance. This leads to some interesting play where passing is strongly encouraged to move the ball towards the goal. There are even some players who will pass the ball to the opposing team to prevent players from attacking.

 

This is all information I have going into this match. Even with my sub par battleframe, I am equipped with knowledge of the game. I am determined to contribute to my team. I finally toddle into the central room to find a pitched battle already under way. The ball is being passed around and other players are dividing their time between attacking each other, and chasing the ball. It’s oddly beautiful to watch these players alternately running and flying around the room, coordinating with each other without even speaking, each with their understood role and position.

 

I charge into the fray, firing indiscriminately at anything that moves.

 

I end up next to an electron carrying the ball. Despite my best efforts to serve a purpose by shielding her with my body, she goes down. The ball is free. I pick it up. Oh no. What do I do? There’s no way I’m going to outrun the other team to move the ball in any significant way. Think Kemosaabi! What would fifth grade gym class Kemosaabi do?

 

I throw the ball as hard as I can. Any direction will do. Miraculously, my teammate picks up my “pass” and runs the ball in to score a single point. And I helped!

 

We score one more point before the period ends. After each period, the teams go back to the “locker rooms” where we can discuss plans and change battleframes as needed. No one says anything. The others feel secure, and who am I to argue? I’m the slow kid.

 

The second period begins and again I fall behind. I decide maybe I should stay behind and guard the goal. I won’t have to move very fast, and my biotech frame is particularly well equipped to knock around anyone who gets close to the goal. I don’t do much this period. No one even stops by to say hello.

 

The third period begins, and I decide to go on the offensive again. I end up chasing around my teammates shouting “Wait up guys!” while they proceed to go on an aggressive offensive. Unfortunately, it may have been better if I had stayed in my goal tending position, as one of the opposing dreadnaughts fly through our goal to take the lead with three points, with thirty seconds left on the clock. We lose the game 3-2.

 

I am disheartened, but darn it all, I had a lot of fun doing it, so I jump back into the queue, ready to tackle the one remaining game mode: Blackwater Harvester. Unfortunately, either something has gone wrong, or no one is playing that at 8:30 on a Monday night, because I spend about 45 minutes in queue and I don’t find a game. Oh well. I guess I’ll just have to check in on that later.

 

A couple of general notes about PvP in Firefall:

 

It’s really refreshing to see some gameplay that is equal parts twitch and tactical. It’s worth noting that there is no free for all, or individual PvP beyond dueling in the over world. It’s all team based, and rightly so. There is a lot of thought that has to go into what battleframes, and tactics to use in every game type, but there is still that essential reflex component that makes PvP exhilarating to play. The matchups between individual players isn’t particularly interesting, but the combinations of battleframes on each team starts to resemble unit composition from RTS play.

 

The level design is exemplary, highlighting the movement and capabilities of each battleframe in turn. There is no frame that feels underpowered in any situation, and just moving around the map is intuitive and fun.

 

That said, it would be nice to see a little more attention being paid to balancing teams in random match-making. Unless you’ve put serious time into levelling up your battleframes, you are going to get decimated in PvP as it is. I don’t know that I’ll be able to jump into PvP without advanced battleframes without feeling like I am dragging my team down. I would love to be able to play against similarly inexperienced players, without feeling like I’m hurting my team.

 

Obviously, being still in beta, there are only a few maps available to play PvP on right now. They are fun to play, but I’m sure that their secrets and exploits will be discovered and the maps will grow stale soon, and new maps will have to implemented soon or else PvP play may lose some of it’s appeal for me.

 

Bottom line, I am still enjoying Firefall tremendously. Both the PvP and PvE environments show enormous progress, and even in the first week since the launch of the open beta, there have been vast improvements over what was shown on day one. I can’t wait to jump back into New Eden and find out everything that it has to offer.

 

If you are curious about PvE play, you can check out my first piece on it here

To check out Firefall and download the open beta (which I highly recommend), go here: firefallthegame.com


July 23rd, 2013 by
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New Ultra Street Fighter 4 trailer goes live!

Capcom has released a new trailer for Ultra Street Fighter IV showing off gameplay for four of the five new characters

 

Capcom announced Ultra Street Fighter 4 during Evo 2013. The update will introduce five new characters, six additional stages, new modes and features.

 

Four of the five characters have been confirmed as: Rolento, Poison, Hugo and Elena (pictured below). The fifth character, who has “never been in a Street Fighter game before”, remains unannounced. The six new stages include Pitstop 109, Mad Gear Hideout, Cosmic Elevator, Blast Furnace, Half Pipe, and Jurassic Era Research Facility.

 

Ono also recently said he’s not currently working on a new Street Fighter game for Xbox One and PS4 as he doesn’t currently have the research and development budget or the staff.


July 22nd, 2013 by Lonesamurai
Posted in Gaming, General, Multiplatform, Playstation, Xbox | No Comments »

DvD Review:  Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox

An alteration of the timeline for the superhero, The Flash, creates ripples that disastrously alters the Universe. The Flash must team with other heroes to restore the timeline while the Earth is ravaged by a war between Aquaman’s Atlantis and Wonder Woman’s Amazons

 

Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox

 

 

 

The DC animated film series has caught up with the changes for the “New 52” that happened in the comics

And strangely, the speedster is the reason for this HUGE change, unlike the usual suspects of Superman or Batman

 

The film starts with a young Barry Allen and his mum stuck on the side of the road, car broken down and instantly you see the bond this mother and son have (plus a very Spiderman-esque, “With great power, comes great resposibility” moment too).  This quickly shifts to Barry coming home to find his mother dead from a home invasion on her b’day.

Now I’ll admit, I’ve always seen the Speedster as the joker of the Justice League, but Flashpoint Paradox shows him as a responsible and loving member of the team instead.  Yes there are wise cracks, but this story shows even more so how Flash is the soul of this team.  Now we’ve seen what happens when Lex Luthor killed Flash, the JLA become the Justice Lords and took over the world, but what about a world where Flash’s mother survived the home invasion, Bruce died in the alleyway instead of his mother and father, Superman was found by the government instead of the Kents, Aquaman and Wonder Woman formed an alliance, that led to war after they have an affair and Mara is killed by Wonder Woman and Aquaman looks for revenge…  Well, the world is pretty fucked up to be fair and Barry Allen is the only man who can fix it (Well, Superman could if he wasn’t a reclusive frail man that has no clue)

 

I had to read up on this after watching it as I am MASSIVELY behind on DC comics of late (Sorry, but Marvel has held my attention far more in teh last few years)

Flashpoint was the end of the “52” years and the start of the “New 52” reboot and it makes complete sense.  BUT, unless you know what changed, you just have to accept the changes and the WTF moment you get at the end of this animated film

 

Now I’ve said this before and I will say it again.

Marvel have won the live action films for their heroes and although I loved Man of Steel, I was NOT a fan of The Dark Knight Trilogy.  I would be exceptionally happy if DC stuck to doing the animated films, while Marvel stick to doing the feature films.

Flashpoint Paradox is a perfect animated film from DC and leads us straight into Justice League: War, which is coming next year (there is even a little post credits scene that brings that into readiness)

 

The animation at the start was a little off and sometimes I’m not a fan of the animation style in this film, especially when it comes to some of the fight scenes where they are trying to show power in the characters (the elongated look of the character, almost Aeon Flux style), but I like the changes to the characters and the story is top notch aswell, so it is totally deserving a space in your DvD/BluRay shelves

 

8/10

Buy It!

 

~Lone


July 20th, 2013 by Lonesamurai
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Sir, You Are Being Hunted Alpha Has A Release Date

In a new video from Big Robot’s Jim Rossignol, we finally have a date that the “tweed-punk” survival game “Sir, You Are Being Hunted”’s alpha rest becomes available. Kickstarter contributors have been playing a pre-alpha version of the game since the campaign ended, but now the general public will be able to get access with a pre-order.

 

Set in a very dark, very British, procedurally generated world, S,YABH is a game all about hiding and escaping. In a refreshing twist on the typical FPS formula of a super soldier on a seek-and-destroy mission against every single enemy in game, S,YABH puts you in the position of the seek-and-destroyee. Pitted against tweed and top hat wearing robots, you must survive and escape a Victorian, robot controlled version of the British Isles by collecting items across a variety of biomes including towns, mountains, forests, fens, and more.

 

Check out the video

 

 

And to pre-order the game for access to the alpha go to http://www.big-robot.com/


July 20th, 2013 by
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