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Indie Game Review: Dungeon Escape

Game reviewing requires you to sometimes play genres that maybe you’re not so interested in. When those come along, you can still judge a game to be ‘good’ if it is still a great game despite the fact that maybe it’s not your particular cup of tea. Some genres though, it’s very hard to do much different with.

 

 

Dungeon Escape is a 2D jumping platformer in the same one-hit, one-kill, start level over again vein as Super Meat Boy. You have hazards, you have one hit point. You need to get out of the level and onto the next one. Simple. The art style is simple but not basic, and the game moves and plays very fluidly. You are a prisoner in this dungeon and you need to make it through even dangerous level, grab the key, bring it to the door and exit to make it to the next level/room of the dungeon with the hope of eventually escaping.

 

 

The levels are clearly constructed, and since you usually enter in a spot out of danger you’ve time to evaluate which way you need to go and the hazards you need to avoid. Of course, jumping around, over or between hazards needs timing, poise and… well, as I said this is one of those one-hit, one-kill, restart games. One wrong move and you needs to start all over again. The game has a points system, and around levels you will find coins to collect if you wish to bring up your score. Of course, to get to those coins you need to risk restarting the level again so it’s perfectly possible to grab the key and run if you want. Levels will also gain enemies that can kill you also in one touch, but very much like a Goomba they can be stomped upon and at times will need to be to clear certain areas and make them safe for you.

 

As I said in the beginning, even if you’re not fond of a genre that doesn’t mean a game in it is necessary ‘bad’. There’s been games I am terrible at, but know that they’re great games – I just suck at them. Dungeon Escape however, does not feel like one of those games. There’s very little reward for making it through levels other than unlocking the next one in the chain. Timing jumps, getting through spaces, hitting something and having to do it all over again? It’s not fun and this is one of the few games I’ve ever truly felt like rage quitting on. There wasn’t even a decent story to follow from level to level; I don’t know who this character is I play as, why they’re in this dungeon in the first place, if there’s any antagonists with sentience and if there’s any secrets deeper in the dungeon to discover. That would have at least kept me engaged. That being said, it seems the game was the work of one person but surely even one guy can add a little backstory?

 

 

If the challenge and making it through is the payoff that matters for you in the game, you will probably like this game more than I do. I however cannot really recommend this one. It’s a well-put together game and functions perfectly – there’s just nothing to make me want to continue playing.

 

6/10

 


February 16th, 2017 by
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February 14th, 2017 by
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US Won’t Be Getting Halo Wars 2 Physical Editions Anymore

If you were hoping to get your hands on Halo Wars 2 physically and live in the States, I’ve some bad news. Microsoft have officially cancelled the production of the physical edition of the game in the US – although digital copies will still be available.

 

Speaking to Halo Waypoint, 343’s community manager Brian Jarrard said “Our retail plans have shifted and Microsoft has made the decision to focus the release of the physical retail version to Europe only. We apologise to any customers affected by the change in our retail plans, and thank everyone for the continued support as we look forward to the release of Halo Wars 2 for Xbox One and Windows 10 PC.”

 

Originally THQ Nordic was supposed to be responsible for the physical edition as they did with Microsoft for both Quantum Break and Ori and the Blind Forest’s physical editions, but now it seems plans have changed it seems. If you want a physical copy now, you’ll have to get one imported from Europe or elsewhere. The Windows Store will still have digital copies available globally though of course.

 

Halo Wars 2 will release on February 21st, and will be a Play Anywhere title, so if you buy for Windows 10 you can still play it on your Xbox One and vice-versa.

 


February 13th, 2017 by
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Kickstarter Gaming Round-Up: Feb 13th

Welcome to the weekly update on interesting gaming Kickstarter campaigns. Firstly we catch up with some of our previously covered campaigns, and we have quite a few updates to bring to you.

 

In the good news camp, we have two campaigns that finished with goals met – UnDungeon and Pixel Princess Blitz, both of which I have noted met their targets in previous week updates. Either way, it’s nice to see both ideas set to become reality. Three other games have reached their goals, although haven’t yet concluded their campaigns. These are LEGRAND LEGACY, The Pedestrian (which might have just gotten a boost from a popular Youtuber’s video released today) and Die For Valhalla – all will hopefully become good games once the campaigns are concluded. BEAUTIFUL DESOLATION is also very close to reaching its goal, but has only 4 days to do it in – so we’ll see.

 

However, there are some other updates which aren’t so good. Project Life for example has 7 days to go to make a £2,000 goal of which it has only raised £5 of. Not quite impossible but very, very difficult to get done. What is most surprising though is the update I have to give you about Elite: Dangerous Role-Playing Game. The campaign page had listed that the project was officially sanctioned by the makers of the game – yet now the page redirects to an “intellectual dispute” page the same as Berghein’s does. Whether this means that the ‘official’ part was a lie or not, is unknown. I’ll update you in weeks to come on changes.

 


 

Gameband: The First Smartwatch for Gamers

 

 

First up, we have something a little bit different from the normal things covered in this weekly article – a piece of hardware.

 

Marketed as a smartwatch for gamers, Gameband will apparently be coming with “a built-in upgradable MicroSD drive, gaming design” (which probably means it’ll light up in awesome ways) and “exclusive content”; whatever that actually means. The device has been covered on a number of different outlets already and the list on the campaign page includes The Daily Dot, the Discovery Channel and Engadget.

 

Whether you think this is a gadget or needed, enough people have already backed it to bypass its $75,000 twice over. Check it out if you wish to join them in funding the Gameband.

 


 

RUiN – Top-Down Arena Brawler

 

 

Now we have a top-down brawler game, which by the looks of it contains animal people.

 

The image of this one shows three different animal characters, including a bear with a braided dwarven beard – and that’s actually kind of awesome. You build your character from a list of abilities and outfits, then take to the arena to fight for your tribe’s glory as you compete to slay your opponents. Inspired by a mod from Warcraft III, the dev team is hoping to capture the fun of fast-paced, chaotic gameplay fun – which as long as your connection holds should be possible given that this game is online multiplayer PvP anarchy.

 

RUiN has a SEK 100,000 goal, of which is has made SEK 77,758 with 23 days to go.

 

 


 

FictionSphere

 

 

Next up we have a game that’s attempting to make a new ‘type’ of game.

 

Dubbed a “technical platformer” by the developers, FictionSphere is combining elements from hack n’ slash, fighting games and platformers with a story. Said story can be experienced in two different ways based on which character you play as; Ratio who is more of a platformer-type character, or Paradox who is a hack n’ slash-type character. It’s certainly ambitious.

 

FictionSphere has 29 days to go to make its $30,000 goal, of which it has made $341 so far.

 


 

Deep World – Survival Multiplayer Game

 

 

Finally we have a survival multiplayer game, as you can probably tell from the title.

 

Deep World seems to be inspired by Limbo’s aesthetic, being dark and shady. The backgrounds are in greys and the characters appear as silhouettes with white eyes on the background, as well as the game looking to be in 2D. You play as a character awoken on a hostile island and you must craft, hunt, eat, drink and survive while you scavenge the parts of a helicopter and build it to eventually escape this creepy place.

 

Deep World has made MX$ 2,510 of its MX$ 80,000goal and has 27 days to go.


February 13th, 2017 by
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GOG Release 3 of Sierra’s City Building Series For Sale

GOG are known for their dedication to making older games available in the modern day, because usually a number of those games are no longer being sold anywhere and even if you can find copies – they usually don’t work on modern PCs without a lot of tinkering. GOG are good at bringing you those games without hassle, and now they’ve announced that they’re bringing three Sierra classics to their service.

 

Caesar I and II, along with Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom are now available for sale on GOG, ready for returning players and new ones alike to come in and build their own historically inspired cities. This completes GOG’s collection with the first two of the Caesar series and letting you build your city into a big superpower of the early ADs. Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom however places you in the East, and has you working on construction of an empire which will last for 3000 years of China’s history. You start in a small plot on the shores of the Yangtze river, and build to rule the whole of China, dealing with political, social and economic upheaval along the way. Released in 2002, it was the last game that was a part of Sierra’s City Building series of games.

 

Each of these games is now available for $5.99 or £4.79 DRM-free and compatible with most operating systems. To celebrate GOG are currently running the Grand City-Builders Sale to celebrate the PC’s history of city building games. However, it’ll only last until 2pm UTC so be quick if you want to build up some city-building fun.

 


February 12th, 2017 by
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