[Contest] Pick of the Limericks

[Ximek]

Alright guys, I love limericks, and I wanna hear them.

So, I have a SMITE code to giveaway to one of our inmates!

So, it can be about gaming, SMITE, gods or the our lovely little radio station. Get writing your best and funniest limericks and I shall choose the winner and announce it at the end of tomorrow night's show (8th March, 6-9pm GMT).

Entrants must have a forum account.

Best of luck to you all!
Ximek

[Ximek]

Here's one to start you all off:

Loki's got some real sneaky tricks
That help him take out the phoenix
With our combined power
We took out your tower
Now all that's left is for you to shit bricks.

[Guest]

I'd like to play with new Agni he looks awesome !
Here is mine then :

The Aphrodite that fell off the tree
Was told by Odin,"You are twee."
The Aphrodite replied,
"I might well have cried,
But instead I will just kick your knee!"

[Guest]

Well i want Nu Wa :3

I made one about the story between Tyr and Fenrir (And the funny scene when u lost the game)


There was a man called Tyr
He used to brush his hair
Until he appeared
Crying he ran scared
It was his lovely friend Fenrir.

[Ximek]

Thank you to all the entrants, and congratulations to our winner, Shincry. You should have received your code from Digmbot via private message on the forums, if there's any issues, please contact one of the staff.

Thanks again everyone, and have fun playing!
Xi